April 24, 2014

Dude-eronomy

An especially masculine-focused interpretation of Biblical texts

April 16, 2014

Twerkman’s comp

Compensation you receive while not working after a work-related twerking incident renders you unable to complete your duties

via the Daily Show

April 11, 2014

Like-bait

Social media’s version of link-bait; posts that are designed to unnaturally increase social media interaction by inviting action

Ex. A picture of a puppy including the text “Like if you think puppies are great, share if you think puppies are the greatest, ignore if you hate puppies”

via Hubspot’s inbound marketing blog

April 2, 2014

Shelfie

A sharable selfie

via Google

March 25, 2014

Jill of all trades

A woman of many talents; a female Jack of all trades

via Lady Ashley

March 17, 2014

Alcoholidays

Holidays that exist exclusively or almost exclusively as an excuse to imbibe booze

Ex. Saint Patrick’s Day 

March 13, 2014

Srirachup

A combination of sriracha and ketchup 

Via Sosu Sauces

March 5, 2014

Deathtination

A destination that involves someone’s demise

Ex. He had a death wish. Surely they would kill him if he showed his face. But off he went to his deathtination, all the same.

February 26, 2014

Engine-uity

Ingenuity that involves engines or the mechanical parts closely connected with them

February 19, 2014

Slaccurate

Accurate enough for a slacker; approximate; close enough for government work